June 1, 2026
Track Your Partner Launches Public Beta
The world's most dramatic way to learn absolutely nothing about your partner is now open to everyone. Bring popcorn and a sense of humour.
Newsroom
Dispatches & updates
Press releases from the least serious tracking company on the internet.
April 12, 2026
We Rebuilt Our Radar Trace Engine
Version two of the sweep is smoother, tenser, and even more convincingly pointless. We agonised over pixels so your friends would gasp harder.
February 15, 2026
Named Valentine's Prank of the Year
Somewhere between roses and regret, the internet crowned us the sweetest gotcha of February. We are choosing to feel honoured about it.
February 9, 2026
One Million Hearts 'Located' and Counting
A million traces run, a million gotchas delivered, and precisely zero locations stored. We did the maths. It checks out at exactly zero.
November 20, 2025
Now Live in 240+ Countries
The gotcha now translates across borders, time zones, and at least one territory that may technically be a very confident island.
September 5, 2025
The Most-Shared Gotcha of the Season
Group chats everywhere lit up as the trace made the rounds. Turns out the most viral thing you can send someone is a scare that ends in a laugh.
June 18, 2025
A Note on Privacy: We Store Nothing
The least dramatic press release we will ever publish, and the most important one. On privacy, we would rather be boring and trustworthy.
March 14, 2025
Behind the Scenes of the Trace
How do you fake a satellite lock convincingly enough to make hearts race? Mostly with easing curves, sound design, and a great deal of theatrical patience.