Today we throw open the doors. After months of perfecting the exact tension of our satellite sweep, Track Your Partner is live for the public. Type a number, watch the radar do its heart-thudding thing, and receive the only result we have ever delivered: a warm, cheeky gotcha.
To be perfectly clear, because we always are, this is an entertainment prank. We do not track phones, we do not store numbers, and nothing you enter ever leaves your browser. The suspense is real. The tracking is theatre. Our how it works page pulls back the curtain.
Beta means we are still polishing the drama, tightening the animation, and adding jokes we are not yet legally allowed to describe. Bug reports welcome. Existential dread, gently discouraged.
Go on then. Try it on yourself first at the tracker, gasp appropriately, and then send it to someone you love. That is the whole product.