We build dramatic pranks, not surveillance

We make internet pranks for a living, and this is our favourite one. Track Your Partner takes the oldest anxiety in the book — where are they right now? — and answers it with a gloriously over-produced fake satellite trace. Radar sweeps. Triangulation logs. A map that zooms from orbit to a single rooftop. And then, the only honest part of the whole show: a wink that says gotcha.

What we actually do

Nothing you type is sent anywhere. There is no database, no account, no phone number leaving your browser. The “trace” is a hand-built animation running entirely on your device. We couldn’t locate a phone if we tried — and we very much do not try.

Why a broken-heart logo?

Because the joke is about jealousy, and jealousy is a lousy foundation for a relationship. The prank is fun. The lesson underneath it — that trust beats tracking — is the part we actually mean. If you’re here because something feels off, we wrote a few honest notes that might help more than a fake map ever could.

Use it kindly

Prank your friends, ambush your group chat, gasp at the reveal together. Just keep it consensual and good-natured. Read the plain-English explainer if you want to know how real location tech works — and why the movie version is mostly fiction.