Terms & Conditions

1. General and Definitions

1.1 Welcome to Track Your Partner, available at TrackYourPartner.com and track-your-partner.com (the "Service", "we", "us", or "our"). These Terms and Conditions (the "Terms") govern your access to and use of the Service.

1.2 By accessing, loading, or using the Service in any way, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the Service.

1.3 In these Terms, "you" and "your" mean the person accessing the Service. "Content" means the text, animations, graphics, and other material presented by the Service. "Input" means any text or phone number you type into the Service.

1.4 The Service is intended for adults. You must be at least the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and at least 18 years old, to use it.

2. Nature of the Service (Entertainment Only)

2.1 The Service is a work of satire and comedy provided strictly for entertainment and amusement. It is a prank. It does not, and is not intended to, provide any real-world tracking, location, surveillance, investigative, or intelligence function of any kind.

2.2 The Service displays a dramatised "radar" or "satellite trace" animation followed by a clear reveal that no tracking has occurred. Any resemblance to a genuine location service is deliberate parody and nothing more.

2.3 You acknowledge and agree that the Service cannot and will not locate any person, device, or phone number, and that you must not rely on it for any factual, legal, safety, security, or investigative purpose.

2.4 The Service is not a substitute for professional advice of any kind, including legal, relationship, medical, or security advice. If you are worried about your safety or the conduct of another person, please contact the appropriate professionals or authorities.

3. No Real Tracking and No Data Storage

3.1 We do not track phones. We do not access satellites, cellular networks, GPS data, or any location source. There is no tracking capability behind the animation.

3.2 We do not store the phone number or any other Input you type. Your Input is processed locally in your web browser solely to drive the on-screen animation, and it is not transmitted to us or saved to any server or database.

3.3 Because we never receive or retain your Input, we are unable to look up, recover, disclose, or sell the numbers or text that any user enters. There is nothing to retrieve.

3.4 Further detail on our data practices is set out in our Privacy Policy, available at /privacy, which forms part of these Terms.

4. Acceptable Use

4.1 You agree to use the Service only for lawful, personal, non-commercial amusement, and in a way that respects other people.

4.2 You agree not to present the Service to anyone as a genuine tracking tool, nor to use the Service, its name, or its Content to threaten, intimidate, deceive, harass, stalk, or harm any person.

4.3 You agree not to attempt to interfere with, reverse engineer for malicious purposes, overload, or misuse the Service, and not to use it in violation of any applicable law.

4.4 Secretly tracking, monitoring, or surveilling another adult without their informed consent may be illegal and is contrary to the spirit of this Service. The Service exists, in part, to gently discourage that impulse and to encourage honest conversation instead. See /articles for further reading.

5. Intellectual Property

5.1 All Content, including the animations, text, design, and the names Track Your Partner, TrackYourPartner.com, and track-your-partner.com, is owned by us or our licensors and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

5.2 We grant you a limited, personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable licence to access and enjoy the Service for its intended entertainment purpose.

5.3 You may not copy, reproduce, sell, or commercially exploit the Content without our prior written permission, except for ordinary personal sharing of a link to the Service.

6. Disclaimers and No Warranty

6.1 The Service is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis, without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, accuracy, or non-infringement.

6.2 We do not warrant that the Service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or continuously available. As this is a free comedy service, we may change, suspend, or discontinue it at any time.

6.3 For the avoidance of any possible doubt, we expressly disclaim any representation that the Service can locate or track any person or device. It cannot, and it is not meant to.

7. Limitation of Liability

7.1 To the fullest extent permitted by law, we shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or relating to your use of, or inability to use, the Service.

7.2 You are solely responsible for how you use the Service and for any consequences of presenting or sharing it with others. You agree to use it in good humour and good faith.

7.3 Nothing in these Terms excludes or limits any liability that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited, including liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, or for fraud.

8. Changes, Governing Terms, and Contact

8.1 We may update these Terms from time to time. The version published on the Service is the version that applies to your use, and your continued use after any change constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

8.2 If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.

8.3 These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Service and supersede any prior understandings.

8.4 Questions about these Terms, or anything else, are welcome. You can learn more about the Service at /about-tracking, read our Privacy Policy at /privacy, or browse our /faqs. And if you take only one thing from all of this: maybe just talk to your partner instead.