Great news for pranksters worldwide: the trace now runs in more than 240 countries and territories, which is a delightfully large number for a thing that locates absolutely nobody. Suspense, it turns out, is a universal language.
Wherever you are, the promise is identical and boring in the best way: no tracking, no stored numbers, nothing leaving your browser. The drama is global. The data collection is nonexistent everywhere equally. See our FAQs for the multilingual fine print, which is mostly just us winking in several languages.
We localised the gasp. We did not localise the surveillance, because there is none to localise.
Fire up the tracker and join a planet's worth of people being cheerfully fooled and then gently reassured.