Our engineers, who are very real and very tired, have rewritten the radar trace from the ground up. The new sweep is silkier, the satellite pings land with more menace, and the fake triangulation now hesitates at exactly the moment that makes people whisper "oh no."
None of this makes it any more real, and that remains the entire point. We optimised suspense, not surveillance. Behind the cinematic arc, the honest machinery is unchanged: your number stays in your browser and is never sent anywhere. Curious how? See about the tracking.
We also trimmed load times, so the prank now runs beautifully on ancient phones at family gatherings, which is, statistically, where most of you deploy it.
Try the new sweep at the tracker and tell us it did not make your stomach drop just a little. We will pretend to believe you.