Once in a while a joke needs to stop and speak plainly, so here it is with no theatre. Track Your Partner stores nothing personal. The phone number you type never reaches our servers. It stays inside your own browser, does its little job of powering the animation, and is gone.
There is no secret database. There is no quiet log. There is no location saved anywhere, because none is ever calculated in the first place. We are an entertainment service, and the only thing we are trying to collect is a laugh. Read the unabridged, deliberately dull version on our privacy page.
We built the whole prank this way on purpose. A joke about surveillance would be a rotten one if it quietly did surveillance.
That is the note. No drama, no asterisks. Now go back to the fun part at the tracker, with a clear conscience and a lighter heart.